

Yeah, the Mad Hatteя!
Høw dø yøu knøw all this
did yøu take him sømewheяe!?
No, I’ve never actually met him. But I have met several other Alternians, and have seen the parallels between our worlds. And I know people who know someone who goes by the name.
He emulates søme human called Jeяvis Tetch.
I dønt knøw anyøne else whø can møve between univeяses, besides yøu apaяently. Sø wheяe cøuld he be?
Tetch…how’d he find out about him? Also, which version? That will be important to my interest in finding him.
jesus everloving fuck
someone do this for me NOW
(via captaindemetrios)
Wait høw dø yøu knøw abøut that if yøu havent met him? I’m his March Hare!
Maybe he had visitørs when I was øut hunting? I mean he met Løpard but he wøuldnt gø tø him. And his hive is øn an island, nø øne shøuld be bøthering him.
And he isnt suppøsed tø leave the hive
Lucky guess. he reminds me of someone from my world, who also likes hats in that style, and has an interested in March Hares and Dormice. Sort of an Alternian Mad Hatter figure.
And if anyone else can move between our worlds the way I can, it doesn’t matter where his hive is.
Yeah, the Mad Hatteя!
Høw dø yøu knøw all this
did yøu take him sømewheяe!?
No, I’ve never actually met him. But I have met several other Alternians, and have seen the parallels between our worlds. And I know people who know someone who goes by the name.
Okay, but I don’t really know what I shouldn’t do. I gave her clothes, and she seems all right with it. She’s okay with her room too, though it doesn’t have any pennies in it.She may be a Fae but she is still a child. Avoid iron and salt and deal with her diet and you should be fine.
Yeah. It’ll be okay. She’s a good kid, and she’s got an adoring family. Everything should be fine.
I’m good.
*smiles* See? No worries. If you have any questions you can always ask.
Yeah, that’s true. I may have to bother you more often than before. I don’t have any experience with children really.
You’re okay, Momma.
Oh. Okay then.
You’ll be fine. Now then, if you’re satisfied I must be off.
Yes. Thank you for coming.
Bye bye!
I dreamed I was a female Riddler, living in some kind of Riddler dormitory, full of college age Riddlers. All the walls were stripped away to reveal the wiring, which we messed with daily, playing pranks on each other. The whole dorm was one huge deathtrap, which of course, we all new how to navigate without even concentrating, but any panty raiders would find deadly.
I tried very hard to be “one of the boys”, but they encouraged me not to, considering conformity to be an insult to Riddlerdom.
And then a bunch of shadow monsters attacked us.
I’m here my dears!
I think I am sleep drunk.

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